i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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