I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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