used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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