State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
