I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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