If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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