i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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