sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Randomize
