she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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