Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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