Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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