He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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