we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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