There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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