She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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