Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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