She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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