The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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