I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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