marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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