Cold hands, warm shart.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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