Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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