I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Randomize
