I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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