YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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I think your dad took our porno
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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