On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Less talking, more tequila
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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