doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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