I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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