why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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