Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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