Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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