Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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