My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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