another moral hangover. fuck.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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