If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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