Define "chronic" masturbator.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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