i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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