I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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