im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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