i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
worst night to have a conscience
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Randomize
