I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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