Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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