apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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