is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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