He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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