I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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