I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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