I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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