if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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