my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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