So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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