I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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