In the future we'll all be gay
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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